Waiting for Fedex

I have today off from work and I am literally sitting here waiting for Fedex.  It's like watching grass grow.  It occurred to me yesterday that I don't get any tracking number for the sperm.  It's just kind of funny because I order my cat's food online and get a tracking number for Fedex by email every month.  So, I am able to track my cat's food, but not a liquid nitrogen tank of sperm.  Hmmm.